Let me start with the Queen Bee sitting in the audience. There she was – I think. It is hard to know for sure but she was incognito wearing a truly heinous hat and sunglasses and sporting earrings the size of Rhode Island:
She reminded me of Cool Cat from the Pee Wee Herman show:
I don’t mean to sound like a hater but she also is sporting a tad of cellulite on the back of those thighs. She might be human after all.
Next up was Lady Gaga, was also in black wearing quite a lot of lace and an enormous black skirt which was detachable. Someone laced up her hair like a giant blond shoe. Upon entering the arena she dropped the skirt and donned a black hat. She and the Queen must have shared fashion tips before the show.
Next up, the other ladies wearing black and of course I need to call out Heidi who once again proves she learned NOTHING from Project Runway as she always looks crazy. Such a waste of a good human hanger as that woman is gorgeous.
Next up are the women wearing pants:
I think Eve looked amazing, Miley is doing better everyday snapping out of her skanky phase. She wore a legit gown while onstage with Elton John and once again I felt bad for her because everyone was so excited to see Elton sing and then she strolls on stage and sings his song. She did good but you could tell everyone would have preferred to hear Elton sing. Ana Kendrick’s outfit looked like she was going to a luncheon, not the Grammy’s. For the most part, the ladies who wore pants did not do themselves any favors.
Next up are the ladies in white:
As these blogs take a LONG time to assemble I am tempted just to plow ahead without a mention of the last 2 ladies in the photo assembly above but I cannot. The woman on the left is a FASHION designer. No, I am not kidding. The woman on the right I will NOT name as I refuse to promote her craziness. Yes, that is a fetus dress. Enuf said.
Women wearing metallics:
Maren Morris looked amazing in that barely-there dress.
Then there is Rihanna. She looked a bit more full-bodied than usual sparking speculation she is pregnant. I don’t know if it’s true but how in the heck did she not collapse from wearing the raisin-colored latex outfit with the gloves and boots??? I’m not a fan of either look but she is gorgeous.
The next category is women who wore pink. Yes, that includes Pink in a regrettable feathered number:
Well, it is getting late and I have to go to bed but I wanted to ask if you had a favorite? I am going with EVE as my best-dressed of the night. She looked powerful and sexy and beautiful. My worst-dressed – there are so many to chose from. Pink made the top of many people’s list and I was not a fan either but for me Heidi Klum is almost always the worst as she should know better than to wear a black bra and lingerie. The other sad-sacks are trying to garner attention by wearing such bad ensembles and so I can’t give “credit” to those ladies. What are your thoughts? Tomorrow I will do a quick post about the men. Good night All.